Funny HM Story

There's not too much i can laugh about in regards to my last hypomanic episode. But the time i accidently propositioned a guy is one of them. I wasn't writing on the forum at that time so i'll share it now in hopes you get a chuckle.

It was Summer and i saw a sexy young man of about 30 in my building. I started chatting with him and it turned out he was a realtor. He said he would give me his card if i was serious about selling. I said no, that i just wanted his number. He said he had a girlfriend and we said goodbye. I thought i'd never see him again.

The next day as i was returning to the building a spiffy red car pulled up in front of me. It was bright sunlight and i couldn't see the driver, just a waving hand. I thought it was my friend L who also has a spiffy red car.

So i leaned down into the open window chanting, "Road trip, road trip," which i always do since i've given up driving and miss them. I was astonished when my friend L spoke in a man's voice, "I have to go see clients." It was the sexy young realtor!

I dashed away mortified. So now there is a guy out there who thinks i was ready to get into a car with him and do God-knows-what!

And that's how i accidentally propositioned someone!